Sariah Gallego Joins the Dark Side (Star Wars)

Tiny nibbles: The budget cuts in perspective

Keep calm and carry

Christian Domestic Discipline

Is your wife acting insolent? Disobeying you ? Perhaps a good spanking (aka Christian Domestic Discipline) can help.

How to trick people into thinking you’re good looking

Anything for the shot

AFP Hall of Fame « AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com

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What a great shot.

Don’t touch me, I’m British

Applying Carroll’s theories to Britons, you understand why foreigners think we are repressed. Americans won’t touch strangers, the French won’t talk to them, but Brits will neither touch nor talk to them. Passport to the Pub, a semi-official guide for foreign tourists to the UK, warns: “Don’t ever introduce yourself. The ‘Hi, I’m Chuck from Alabama’ approach does not go down well in British pubs.”

Nor are Britons permitted to make eye contact: the former French prime minister Edith Cresson, disconcerted that British men didn’t look at her, estimated that one in four was homosexual. No wonder Britons drink ever-increasing amounts of alcohol. Alcohol was first distilled so that British people could reproduce.

via ft.com

She Don’t Like Firefly

A man’s got to have standards.

Yoga vs. Vodka